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Good GOD! (of the day)

For some reason, I get 8 or 9 Christian networks. Sometimes, while flipping through my trifling cable selection, Jan Couch’s horrible face stops my channel surfing like a donkey kick to the head. She looks like Tammy Faye Baker crossed with your worst nightmare. That’s all I really have to say.