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Beloved Castro feared Dead

I’d like to kick off the political end of this blog with a bang.

Unreliable sources - such as this one - are reporting that savior, prophet, sanit and great and noble leader, Fidel Castro may in fact be dead. He may also be alive. Rumors of Castro’s death are about as common as Iraqi car bombs. Even so, the fucker is getting pretty decrepit. (see picture)

Whatever his status, each rumor of death does bring him one step closer to actual death. That’s all for now.

* For the record, this blog does not support Fidel Castro or death. Thank you.