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Sky Fox

This morning, I spotted Fox 29’s traffic helicopter, “Sky Fox” flying over center city Philadelphia. Looking up at it, shiny and hovering, I was suddenly struck by something. Could Sky Fox be a gay? Not being an ignorant bigot, I have no moral opinion either way; I mean who gives a shit? I was just wondering how a gay helicopter gets along at a Fox News affiliate. Is it hard for Sky Fox over at Fox? Did the military turn it away, a gay black helicopter, forcing Sky Fox into a menial job as a traffic chopper? I really think there’s an interesting story lurking behind that glossy black façade.