RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPiTER

Things blowing up

I was innocently looking for tourist information for the nuclear testing grounds of Nevada when this message popped up:

NOTICE TO USERS

This is a Federal computer system and is the property of the United States Government. It is for authorized use only. Users (authorized or unauthorized) have no explicit or implicit expectation of privacy.

Any or all uses of this system and all files on this system may be intercepted, monitored, recorded, copied, audited, inspected, and disclosed to authorized site, Department of Energy, and law enforcement personnel, as well as authorized officials of other agencies, both domestic and foreign. By using this system, the user consents to such interception, monitoring, recording, copying, auditing, inspection, and disclosure at the discretion of authorized site or Department of Energy personnel.

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Nice of them to tell me.

But anyway, I’ll be heading out in that general area of the country in about a month and was interested in visiting the space where humankind’s most hellish creation [besides (insert bad joke here, e.g. Kenny G)] was detonated. Either there or Yosemite. Either one is fine. To be continued…