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I just gave an old lady the finger

I’m riding my bike home from work when I come up to a turn. I make the turn wide and hug the far side curb to avoid the trolley tracks that run down the middle of the road and head down the block. Behind me I hear “You fucking son of a bitch.” I turn around and realize the Florida resort looking lady is yelling at me. Then she calls me a motherfucker and I give her the finger.

She reacts, yelling “watch where you’re going you fucking cocksucker.” Now I appreciate that this lady is a Deadwood fan, but this is fucking ridiculous. The street is 20 feet wide. When I made my turn, she was a couple steps from the near curb, while I turned across at the far side. At minimum, I was never closer than 8 feet from her. I was on a bike, not going particularly fast. For that and then for calling me a cocksucker, I gave her the finger again and rode off. A witness cracked up at the whole thing. I came home and wrote about it. That about brings you up to date.