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A bunch of random shit
I just realized that Sufjan Stevens will never lock himself in the bathroom and stab himself through the chest. This is nothing against him personally. I also realized that WXPN DJ’s discover new music while waiting for their lattes to get all brewed up at Starbucks.
These things aren’t directly related.
In other music news, bin Ladens latest mix-tape dropped this morning. It shows his image alongside an image of Zarqawi while he speaks in rhyming couplets. Apparently he doesn’t sound healthy. I like how that’s included. Even if we can’t smoke him out of his hole or whatever, at least he can’t escape the ravages of time. Wouldn’t it be the ultimate irony if he died a natural death at the hands of nature? Actually no, it wouldn’t be ironic at all.
If he materialized in front of me right now, I’d punch him right in his old, increasingly wheezy face. I don’t hate America.
That’s a power I wish I had. Not hating America, but with all this Superman/superhero talk and whatnot, I have to say that my preferred superpower would be the ability to make world leaders materialize in front of me at will. Just to see their reactions. I always used to think that Yasser Arafat would shake off his initial befuddlement, before striking an attack pose and going straight for the throat. But I guess I’ll never know. Tony Blair would try to let the whole oddness of it roll off of him and demand answers in a polite but firm tone. Fidel Castro, even in his advanced years would probably still have the power to rebound and intimidate. For some reason, I think he spends a lot of his alone time completely naked. That would only work to his advantage.
But anyway, if I were still in high school, I would have taken a personal day and enjoyed this beautiful pre-holiday weather. That’s all for now.
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