RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPiTER

Not ha-ha Funny.

With news of U.S. soldiers raping an Iraqi woman and murdering her family, the war has hit a new symbolic low. I guess if I were Bill O’Reilly I’d say something like, “at least Saddam controlled massacres and rape rooms.” It seems that the U.S. can’t even manage to decide when and where ordinary Iraqi’s are massacred and raped. It happens seemingly at random.

Already the days of Abu Ghraib, when these wartime unpleasantries were carried out under strict (albeit yes un-officially acknowledged) code of fucked up guidelines are but a distant memory.

For these reasons, I now say it’s time to reinstate the draft, begin daily carpet bombings and watch the United States slowly tear itself apart from the inside until we quietly disengage around 2010.