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Conspiracy weekend on MSNBC

I’m sitting here watching Keith Olbermann’s Countdown, when author and Washington Post journalist, James Bamford suggests that Ahmed Chalabi was acting as a double-agent when supported regime change in Iraq.

You see, Cahlabi secretly wanted to see a Shiite majority in power Iraq because in reality… he was working for Iran. To take it past Olbermann and over to the wacky world of Fox News, (out of protest I will not give you the link) Chalabi may have lied about WMD’s and given false “assurances that U.S. forces would be welcomed as liberators and that the post-Saddam political transition would be rapid and easy.”

Wow Iran is a conspiratorial evil genius on the level of… Israel… who as coincidence would have it is also blamed for exerting an invisible hand on events in the Middle East. It’s all like some big, stupid chess game. In the left corner, you have the Zionists, who somehow, some way have made the United States a client to Israel and forced us by proxy into the Iraq war… but wait… In the right corner you have the Iranians who are so damn clever that they’re really to blame. They made us invade Iraq and now they use Hezbollah as pawns to instigate a wider conflict. Whoever says the ‘legitimate (cable) news’ isn’t full of the most fantastical bullshit out there is a damn liar.

That’s all for now.