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sad day in terrorist abductions

I recently wrote that I didn’t give a shit that 2 Fox News journalists were abducted in Gaza. To rehash my point, it’s not that I wish them dead or terrorized or substantially abused, just that I don’t have any real emotional reaction to their captivity. My disdain for Fox (the organization) overpowers my liberal sympathies. For example, how would you feel if you heard that an aging nazi war criminal had fallen down the stairs and fucked up his hip? It’s sort of like that.

But anyway, all that’s changed now I see that one of those Fox News journalists is Johnny Carson. That man is nothing but class. To see him beheaded by Islamo-Hizbollio-Fascists will be truly disheartening.