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exciting new drug accessory

I work near a ‘drug block.’ Recently some of the local dealers have moved from the relatively benign pot trade, to the really fucking shitty and infinitely more destructive coke and crack trade. Since this is a new development to an otherwise stable neighborhood and because there’s a whole lot of money in the neighborhoods directly surrounding it, it’ll be interesting to see how this all plays itself out. Neighbors old and new may not have minded the occasional smell of pot, but they don’t look too kindly on the cracked out mother fuckers now wandering through with armloads of copper piping and carts full of busted up appliances and car radios.

Coke, crack and possibly meth (judging by the mulleted golem looking scab ridden fellahs I’ve seen hanging about the neighborhood) are a whole different kind of clientele. For the extra cash that total dependence brings, dealers work in much more dangerous territory. They carry guns and use them more often.

But anyway, I took this photo (right outside of a school) with my camera phone. I’ve been out of the loop for a while now, but it looks to be a drug bottle that wasn’t around back when I knew more about these things. It’s like a baby bottle for someone who prefers snorting their shit. There’s the regular bottle part of it, but it also comes with a little straw built right into the cap. Capitalism is fucking amazing. They should run TV spots.

When shopping for your fix, shop North 17th, where the packaging is also the paraphernalia. (jingle)