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Dirt on the Candidates
In light of the recent news that a young Barack Obama “trained” at a radical Muslim school in Indonesia, here are some other illuminating scandals to watch out for.
- Anonymous sources citing 5,000 year old papyrus manuscripts, allege that many of our leaders (including - Republican hopeful John McCain) actually belong to a race of human-reptilian hybrids of an alien origin.
- Where her clitoris should be, Hilary Clinton has a single male testicle.
- Sam Brownback wet his bed well into his 30’s.
- Russ Feingold was implicated in a 1994 plot to blow up Canada’s CN Tower.
- Republican George Allen was linked to a brutal string of ritualistic murders in the early 1980’s. During the reign of terror, Allen and accomplice were alleged to have beheaded at least a dozen prostitutes at truck stops across the Midwest.
- Evan Bayh’s first marriage ended because of his all consuming interests in model railroading and ham radio.
- Bill Richardson is a drunk.
- Denis Kucinich is short and funny looking.
That’s all for now.
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