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With rumors circulating that Michael Jackson has both converted to Islam and plans to make a “guest judge” appearance on American Idol I have to wonder how this will all play out.

Now with no intention to insinuate that Islam is a violent religion made up exclusively of terrorists or that I advocate the death and destruction of innocent life, how great would it be if Jackson ended his career via suicide bombing on the set of American Idol? Be honest now…

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Also in the news:

LYNCHBURG, Va. The Reverend Jerry Falwell says global warming is “Satan’s attempt to redirect the church’s primary focus” from evangelism to environmentalism.