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hitler’s birthday

This year the state is helping me celebrate Hitler’s birthday with a day off work and a stipend big enough for a free lunch at Reading Terminal Market. That’s right! This April 20th, I’ll be at Jury Duty. What better way to celebrate the birth of the world’s most reviled tyrant than a little American style civic duty?

Here’s for Jury Duty.

Also, if you’re wondering why I know when Hitler’s birthday is, EVERYBODY knows when Hitler’s birthday is. Also, according to Wikipedia, that baby photo is authentic.