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so I’ve entered a chili contest

That’s right, for some reason I entered the phillyskyline.com chili contest. This means that this Thursday at 8PM myself and at least 8 others will be at Tritone on South Street with a giant pots of chili.

I’m undecided on the meat, but it will definitely be some sort of wild animal. I’m leaning towards venison or elk. Possibly a mix of the two. Maybe I’ll throw some boar or kangaroo in there, or maybe I’ll just go with the D’Angelo Brother’s “hunter’s blend,” a strange looking mix of all of the above + 3 other species of ground up feral beast. I used it once before and it was pretty good.

The rest is my secret recipe. Wanna come yet?