RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPiTER

at jury duty

Hey everyone, I’m posting from Jury Duty. Actually I was granted a 2 1/2 hour lunch and came home, so in reality I’m just posting from home. What case am I on? Well I’m not allowed to say anything about it, but here’s a little clue:

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Donkey has his bray in court
POSTED: 1025 GMT (1825 HKT), April 19, 2007

DALLAS, Texas (AP) — Faced with complaints that his donkey was too loud, attorney Gregory Shamoun decided to bring his case directly to the court: he had the donkey testify.

Buddy the donkey appeared in court Wednesday. He walked to the bench and stared at the jury, the picture of a gentle, well-mannered creature and not the loud, aggressive animal he had been accused of being.

Shamoun was in a dispute with oilman John Cantrell, who had complained to the city about a storage shed Shamoun was building in his backyard in Dallas. Cantrell said Shamoun retaliated by bringing the donkey from his ranch and putting him in the backyard.

Cantrell complained of donkey noise and manure piles.

“They bray a lot any time day or night. You never know when they’re going to cut loose,” he testified.

Despite the donkey’s appearance, neither jurors nor Buddy had the last say — the neighbors settled their dispute while jurors deliberated.

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