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New Gun

Last night I saw a commercial for the coinstar machine. You’ve probably heard of it, but in case you haven’t it works like this: You take all your loose change and throw it into the coinstar and get paper money in return. No rolling, no counting, all easy. In the commercial, the guy who goes to the machine gets a nice return then ‘splurges’ on some impulse buy.

Well I’ve got a ton of loose change and thought it sounded like a great idea, so this morning I headed over to Commerce Bank at 18 and Walnut to use their conistar-like machine to cash in. It turned out that I had like $400 in change. I was shocked!

My next thought is, what do I do with $400 found dollars? What would you do with $400 found dollars? Long story short, I bought a gun. A pink glock. I don’t really care about the color, it’s a fucking gun. If someone gives me shit for having a pink glock, I’ll just shoot them. Besides, the pink gun was 30% off and that brought it right into my budget.

So this afternoon, I was itching to shoot something. I headed over to Kelly Drive after work, walked up behind a goose and shot it execution style in the back of the head. It worked great!

This evening I’m feasting on roast goose. I love my new gun!