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whores usurp vagina for top spots – search awards July 2007

For the first time since March, the word vagina has lost its top spot among leading search terms at dovate.com. During its 3 months of domination, vagina sat firmly on top of the stats. In the past 31 days however, crestfallen vagina struggled to keep pace with crack whores, local whores and philadelphia whores, all of which all registered more hits during the month of July.

Interestingly, dovate.com contains scarce information on vagina, crack or local prostitution; however continued repetition of the words in posts like this one are guaranteed to fool google far into the future.

And now a word of commentary:

I’ve noticed that vagina, whore or whatever, people out there are overwhelmingly searching for 1 thing: sex. But how strange and varied that one thing can be. Represented among this months 1100 or so search terms are perversions including but not limited to, elk, dog, hippo, elephant and monkey bestiality, general pedophilia and every imaginable variation of semen obsession. The vast majority of my search hits are from people looking for sex, porn, violent images or videos and of course, Toynbee tiles (The 8th most popular search term, edging out donkey mating videos by 1 hit was “Toynbee idea.”)

As I’ve said before, my choices for the top 30 search spots are fairly representative of the search terms overall. Here are the winners for July:

30. average male testicle photos
29. good bible quotes for good morning
28. modern mastrubating methods pic
27. please find me the images of animals by the name of hawk
26. people having sex while butt naked
25. my girlfriend nude pictures
24. molly pitcher fucking vids
23. public vagina
22. tiny little bugs tiny little bodies tentacles kempton
21. free homemade marijuana garden rodent repellent
20. sleazy nut squeezing
19. heartless shadow
18. how to make cockrings
17. repelling crawdads
16. gay hangouts in alabama
15. best places to fuck in philly
14. get the fuck off the internet
13. music converted into laser by german scientists
12. co worker steal parking space
11. disadvantages of men mastrubating information
10. i eat every drop of my own semen
9. what is that hippie smell
8. david hasselhoff colon irrigation
7. schnauzer genitals
6. employment phila mura1 art5 pr0gram (edits mine)
5. is it safe to eat my own ejaculate
4. gay shiny
3. military industrial complex photo archive
2. seaworld intangible elements
1. my 20 month old son’s breath stinks