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Search Awards 2007 Championship
Finally, the end of the year list everyone has been waiting for. Here are the 79 most interesting search terms that led people to dovate.com in 2007. Why 79? Why not? In addition to being an interesting lens into the collective consciousness of the internet browsing public, many of them also make excellent band names:
79. space jesus
78. abstract cop
77. pictures of fetus after using colon cleanse
76. what is that hippie smell
75. scum derivation
74. david hasselhoff colon irrigation
73. colon cleanse on 2nd in market phila
72. ’smiling anus’
71. my broken mind psychosis why
70. looking at a flickering fluorescent light
69. hippopotamus shit territory
68. artificial girl illusion
67. yearly deaths by donkey kicks
66. fetal skull for sale
65. bigfoot fucking females on porn
64. unaligned dragon
63. is licking anus harmful?
62. is my girlfriend a prostitute?
61. homemade squirrel spray repellent
60. how to repel dogs off of my property with chemicals
59. hippopotamus elephant mating video clip
58. red bellied woodpecker and the bible
57. chimps attack
56. schnauzer genitals
55. piss drinking indigestion
54. nude pictures of girls hunting grouse
53. what makes keith haring so fucking great?
52. neo swank dresses
51. metaphysical vortex
50. metaphysical bigfoot
49. arnold schwarzenegger really is reptillian
48. short clown ghost stories
47. goth pony
46. crack whore repellent
45. how many people goes through the tollbooth on the benjamin franklin bridge
44. how to kick off mastrubating
43. bigfoot cock
42. light dispelling darkness nj archive weird
41. ideal duck cages
40. i saw my cleaning lady naked
39. methamphetamine parasite terrorists
38. billy pilgrim diagnosis
37. sublime drunken clown
36. is it safe to eat my own ejaculate
35. replica rubber fetuses
34. hit by watermelon dies of heart attack
33. foodery cat
32. falcon cock porn
31. difference between mummer and mutter
30. yearly deaths from spoons
29. high definition pumpkins
28. spork utensil statistics
27. gay shiny
26. alabama crack whores
25. steel reserve hoodie
24. why are birds crows seagulls pigeons dangerous to man?
23. slaughterhouse 5 candybar
22. suicide pigeons
21. minimalist christmas tree
20. can african elephants camouflage themselves
19. military industrial complex photo archive
18. arsenio hall blacklist jews
17. verbal communication amish
16. how would a human being fare on the planet saturn
15. do male testicle stink?
14. buy hitech chastity belt made of steel
13. shakespeare schwarzenegger
12. what is common between martha stewart and stephen hawking
11. porn apes
10. seaworld intangible elements
9. barak obama for klingon high council leader
8. how i lost my job girlfriend apartment rabbit food
7. korean screaming pussy
6. my 20 month old son’s breath stinks
5. anus picket pony
4. gay hangouts to prostitute my body
3. clown gags and teenagers
2. proper attire for dayton ohio cocktail party
1. obama and his correlation to the number 666
4 Comments
1. Phillybits replies at 31st December 2007, 8:31 pm :
I don’t know if I enjoyed the list more or the visual aids.
While the camo elephant was pretty cool, and the vagina/fetus doll slightly unnerving, the Wookie/Chewbacca/Big Footy thing raping a (wo)man?? on the ground was the real keeper!
Happy New Year, Steve.
(Then again, I’d like to see a Screaming Korean Pussy. Maybe I’d scream back at it and we could have a screaming match, like Adam West, mayor of Quahog.)
2. abbey replies at 1st January 2008, 7:51 am :
Your a sick puppy at times Steve, no I take that back…the searchers who get to you through those words are truly wacked out…love it
3. Eric replies at 2nd January 2008, 4:05 pm :
I’m glad that you were so honest in labeling your photos (bigfootporn.jpg). It’ll help future googlers find a big food porn screenshot a lot faster.
4. Anonymous replies at 10th January 2008, 2:04 pm :
Space Jesus has been proven to be 300% more effective than Regular Jesus.
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