RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPiTER

I’m not sure how long this will last

You know what, internet? Fuck you. Seriously. You’ve been wasting my time for far too long and I quit. I’m sick of your news and your message boards and your goddamn opinions. I can’t take it and I’m not playing anymore. I gave you my time and energy for years and for what? So my Alexa ranking can hover between 5 and 10 million? I just can’t do it anymore. Day in, day out. Fuck it. You can take your goddamn Cat 5 cables and shove them up your shiny blue router. I quit.