RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPiTER

I’ve been stimulated

Last week, a check for $600 arrived in my mailbox. I immediately went out and used it as the down payment on a $450,000 house out in some new development off of Route 30, halfway to Lancaster. The interest rate is great until 2010!

But seriously, I had planned on doing something subversive with my economic stimulus check, like putting it into a savings account or spending it on a Mexican vacation. But then I saw it there on my coffee table and I got to thinking. Wouldn’t it be cool if I could take a photo of it? Minutes later, I spent 80% of it on impulse. God Bless America!