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Steven Seagal and a Panda

Last week talk at work turned to Steven Seagal. The conversation made me wonder what he’s been up to since “Under Siege,” so I hopped on over to StevenSegal.com for an update. It turns out he’s doing pretty well for himself. Did you know that he’s been in 4 movies this year?

He also has 2 CD’s, with classics like, My Time is Numbered, (?) Alligator Ass (Someone took me to a restaurant / and I had to eat something fast / I ordered me some chicken / They gave me alligator ass / Now you see why / I have a suspicious mind) and my personal favorite, Talk To My Ass (I went back home last night / I told my baby to get on up the road / Well she looked at me kinda surprised / Suddenly she not so cold / I told her I can’t no more sass / And from now on she can talk to my ass)

Aside from his film and music careers, he also teaches Martial Arts and is set to release his own line of energy drinks. But best of all are his philanthropic endeavors. Why? Because the philanthropy section of his website has this picture on it:

A little research revealed that the Panda shot is from a trip that Mr. Seagal took to Tibet. For a more complete and totally awesome slideshow of the trip, visit HimalayanExpeditions.com. I highly recommend that site.