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Adult Circumcision

I had a friend (I’ll call him Luke) who was circumcised at age 17. Why he did it, I have no idea. I think his mom scheduled the appointment for him and he didn’t really think about it until the day of, and by then it was too late. He resents his mother to this day.

Whatever the reasons behind it, the fact remains that he had it done.

Getting circumcised later in life is no easy thing. Unlike a baby, the adult foreskin has had time to accustom itself to life and love. Like getting your tonsils removed, the longer you wait, the worse the procedure is. While he never showed it to me, there were stitches and drainage tubes involved. For a while, he called it “Frankenpenis.”

Under strict doctor’s orders Luke was instructed not to get an erection for 6 weeks. This was a 17-year-old boy. Even still, it was easier than it sounded. For all you men out there, imagine the physical manifestations of arousal stretching and tearing a set of stitches holding together a scab encrusted wound on your most sensitive of parts. For all you women, I don’t know… imagine secreting hydrochloric acid during the equivalent state.

Basically, arousal equaled excruciating pain. If the Catholic Church knew about this, the Pope would immediately require circumcision in all boys… at age 14. I don’t think the Vatican reads this site though.

But anyway – in closing – Luke had the rare privilege of living both with and without foreskin. He tried both versions out on a full range of popular penis-related activities and stated unequivocally that the natural, uncut form was far superior. I guess you just can’t mess with nature.

Since many of my friends and acquaintances are of childbearing age, I hope that this post is of service to you. Do you want your son to get the most out of his penis? Ask yourself that before making that tough decision. That’s all for now.